once upon a time there was an ugli girl. her name was sailor rap monster. she was so ugli that everyone turned their heads toward her, and not in a good way. her boobs were so flat; flatter than the wall!! and her butt was the same story, but flatter. like, her butt was inwards. anyway, she went to the mall one day and she wanted to use the bathroom. she went to the public stall and there were 2 other girls in there: jinny and j-hoe.
"OH MY GOODNETS!!!! THERES A MAN IN HERE!!!11!1@3" jinny screamededed.
j-hoe's eyes were as wide as saucers, "DEAR LORD, YOURE CORRECT!!!!" sailor rap monster was sad bc in fact, she was not a man, but a WOman. she looked down at her private area and saw that her butt suddenly went SO inwards that it became her stomach.
what the-?" sailor rap monster was confusedt as she felt a kick. she gasped, "OH MY GOD, IM PREGENT."
jinny cried, "im sorry for calling u a man."
j-hoe said, "im not. when was the last time u even shaved ur lig?"
"my lig?" sailor rap monster asked, confusedt once again. "whats that?"
"you know, the thing under ur vajeenah!" j-hoe replied.
"oh..." sailor rap monster trailed off and began to tear. "i dont have one."
"WHAT?!?!?1" the 2 other girls screamed. "then what do you have?!" jinny asked, completely disgusted.
"i have... i hAve... i- I- oH NO ITS COMING!"and with 0.69 pushes, a big ol' grumpy baby came out. "my baby!" sailor rap monster yelped, tears of joy threatening to spill. "im gonna name you suga."
"bitch wtf im agust d. im d bOI, bc im from d." the baby, agust d, spoke.
sailor rap monster gaspeded, "wait how did this happen?! im a lebanese!!"
"oh well i dont know, man. i guess you just got knocked up." agust d spoke again.
"by wHO????"
...............
"yourself." the 3 spoke.and in the end, the all died due to a fire, thanks to agust d's lit rapping.
