The Magical World of Rainbows and Question Marks: Not the Romance you Think.

Chapter one: Fun is History

   Another boring day in history class. Of course i signed up for this shit, being a History major. But I never thought a lecture could be so. Damn. Dull. It's like listening to an unexcited sloth talk about fossils. No worries though, since i have my  two best friends in the same class.

  I'm guessing before we get any further, some introductions would be nice, correct? I'm Chase "Loser" lewins. I am the human embodiment of a Rainbow, or so I'm told. I'm as gay as you can get, and pretty damn proud of it. About five foot two, blue hair combed to the side with a green rat tail braid, magenta eyebrows, and a shit ton of freckles. Not to mention i have that thing where your eyes are two different colors (left is green, right is a yellow gold). Anyway, other than rainbows, history, and languages, the other thing about me is Star Wars. I'm the biggest nerd there is for that.

Enough about my scrawny self, and moving on to my gal pal Jodi, who's the very definition of a geek. She's taking every asian language class offered, majoring in art and animation, and her dorm is literally wall to wall manga and figurines... and also a few too many body pillows, but that's her. (You'll see that later.)

This short little piece of "trash" is my backup around the clock.
We've known each other since Kindergarten. She is there when i need her most, keeping me down to earth. And you know, not ripping Sebastian's pretty face from his perfect skull.

Speaking of... me and the No-soul hottie have known each other since freshman year in high school... Great, right? Not really. It's more like being perpetually friendzoned with an idiot who doesn't understand anything.

A loud snap and my own girlish screaming brings us back to reality! Thanks, Sebastian!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" I yell, turning around to face him as he starts rolling around, unable to breath from laughing so hard.

The source of the noise? A fucking mouse trap on my braid. How he got one, I'll never know.

"Sorry Loser, I couldn't help myself!" He says, still laughing.

"Yeah, whatever douchebat." I roll my eyes and struggle with getting the mouse trap off my braid before Jodi finally snaps back to reality, having had her glasses glued to her phone screen, reading an update to her favorite web comic... or i think she was.

"What is it this time? I swear you two are worse than most anime I watch."

"What?!" I ask, aggressively throwing the mouse trap back at Sebastian. "I almost shit myself! Thanks to him and his stupid pun opportunity."

"Aw, come on. You've gotta admit, that was pretty funny." He says and messes up my hair, which turns my face a bright red as usual. Damnit... why does he do that so much?

"No seb, it wasn't. Almost giving Chase a heart attack is not a good way to have a laugh! You both could have got us kicked out of class if the teacher hadn't gone to the bathroom. And I need all the notes i can get!" Well, she's not wrong.

"Whatever Jodi, and before professor anti fun gets back, are we still on for lunch in the forest courtyard? I need your help on my math homework."

"Yes, we're still on, but if you forget lunch again I'm going to stop helping you."

I chuckle a little, knowing she won't do that to him. The professor finally gets back, signaling the end of that conversation. We somehow make it through the rest of the class, and to lunch. Sebastian goes to get us all some Chinese food, while me and Jodi go to our usual spot under the huge willow tree.

I toss my backpack against the trunk, then lay on the grass and use the bag as a pillow. Jodi sits right by me on her jacket.

"You know, I have many a ship that takes too long to be canon, or never at all. But you two? This is excruciating!"

"I know, Jodes... I'm basically accepting my fate at this point."

"Well, do something!"

"What? No really, what do i do? Just walk up to him 'oh hey seb, I've had a crush on you from high school, wanna make out?'"

"No, find some freaking alone time or something. Go get coffee! Go to that neat crystal shop I've been telling you about. He likes that kind of stuff, right?"

"Yeah... but I've been trying for six years. Six."

"Whatever, it's worth a try. Seb is walking this way. Act natural." She says, then does the complete opposite of acting natural. I just chuckle, then close my eyes as if I was going to fall asleep.

She's right.. I should try a little harder. He's still a dickpringle though.