You showed up at the club the next night anxiously waiting for Ozzy to arrive. You were wearing a loose gray crop top, white shorts, black wedges, your H/C hair tied in a high ponytail, makeup, and a necklace that had your first initial on it, Y/I (your initial).
After an hour of waiting for Ozzy, you were thinking it was just a dare. As you were about to get up and leave, a dark blue cell walked up to you leaned on the bar. "Hey hot stuff~ come here often?" He asked flirtatiously. "Classy. Eff off. I'm waiting for someone." You said firmly. "Sorry to burst your bubble sweetheart but I'm afraid he's a no-show. Name's Maximus. What's yours pretty lady?" He asked.
You grumbled and muttered, "Y/N..." "Well, Y/N, what do you say we ditch this place?" Maximus asked. "She isn't going anywhere." A familiar voice said. Ozzy sassy-walks up to you and wraps an arm around your waist. "Sorry. She's with me." You smirked and shooed Maximus away. "Thanks. WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG?!" You scolded.
"Sorry babe. Traffic." He chuckled. He was wearing a tight silver crop top with black pants and silver boots. The crop top was a tank top and a midriff. It showed his abs and curvalicious figure. "DAMMIT WHY IS HE SO SEXY?!" You yelled in your mind. "So, ready to dance?" He asked. He dragged you to the dance floor as your favorite song came on.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?
I can always see em coming from the left or from the right
I don't wanna be a priss, I'm just tryna be polite, but it always seems to bite me in the-
Ask me for my number yeah you put me on the spot
You think that we should "hook up" but I think that we should not
You had me at hello then you opened up your mouth
And that is when it started going south oh!
Get your hands of my hips before I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my-HEY!
Take a hint take a hint!
No you can't buy me a drink let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint
Take a hint take a hint!
Take a hint take a hint!
I guess you still don't get it so let's take it from the top
You asked me what my sign is and I told you it was stop
And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht oh!
Get your hands of my hips before I punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my-HEY!
Take a hint take a hint!
No you can't buy me a drink let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint
Take a hint take a hint!
Take a hint take a hint!
What about no don't you get?
So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
It's about time that you're leaving
I'm gonna count to three and-
Open my eyes and you'll be go-o-o-o-o-ne
One...
Get your hands of my-
Two...
Before I punch you in the-
Three...
Stop your staring at my-HEY!
Take a hint take a hint!
I am not your missing link let me tell you what I think I think you can use a mint
Take a hint take a hint!
Take a hint take a hint!
He moved and swayed his hips to the beat as you danced with him. Your H/C hair swaying and matching your every movement. As you danced, you slowly got closer to Ozzy. You watched as his body moved from left to right and side to side.
After two more hours you got in Ozzy's car and drove to his house, you being the drunken mess as Ozzy was sober. You guys agreed that when you go out one has to stay sober so they don't get killed, cause drinking and driving isn't cool.
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Osmosis Jones x Reader: The Story
FanfictionY/N is a normal cell in Frank's body. She meets Osmosis Jones at the FPD by her friend Morgan. She develops deep feelings for Ozzy and so does he. But when Ozzy's sister interferes, will anything change?
