Ben: Huh, this plane is really comfy. I like i--
-plane wing wobbles violently-
Ben: o h f u c k.
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Ben: JESUS WHY IS IT SO HOT HERE
Caitlyn: You're so Tasmanian this is nothing.
Ben: BECAUSE 29 DEGREES ISN'T HOT.
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Caitlyn: Our complex is a shithole, sorry for the mess.
House: *is actually really nice, and has a nice pool nearby*
Ben: I'll cunt punt you.
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YOU ARE READING
Poisonous Book of Random Toxicness
RandomIf you can't tell I'm really trying to the push the whole poison theme y u c k. But Ye. It's gon' get real gay, and extremely dank. So sit back and 'enjoy' the random shite that goes into this book. Probably just a lot of me screaming and other peop...
