It was 3:00 in the morning right before the Royal Rumble and Vince didn't know who Roman Reigns should take on at Wrestlemania 33! So...
Triple H: *Tired* Mmm, Hello?
Vince: *Super Awake* Hey Trips, How ya doing, getting any sleep? I'm not, I have a crisis on YOUR hands now, I need help!
Triple H: Vince it's three in the morning what are you even doing up?!
Vince: Lifting up Mark Henry... did I tell you I can lift Mark Henry?
Triple H: Yes you told me at work, seriously why'd you skype me at 3:00 in the morning?!
Vince: I have no idea who Roman should beat at 'Mania!
Triple H: Why couldn't you wait for me to come into Smackdown later?!
Vince: BECAUSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP IF I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND. I'M CALLING ROMAN RIGHT NOW AND ASKING HIM!
Triple H: Vince he's probably aslee-
Roman: Morning.
Triple H: Hey Roman...
Roman: Hey Hunter. Why'd you call me Vince?
Triple H: He's wondering who you should beat at 'Mania.
Roman: Oh, I actually wanted to talk to you about that later, I was thinking that maybe I could lose a little and I need a new shirt...
Vince: Why do you need a new shirt?
Roman: Sami threw it over the fence to a bunch of crazy fan girls...
Vince: Trips, Sami is working the Mania preshow and losing to Roman next week.
Triple H: He's one of my best NXT guys.
Roman: I wanted to talk to you about that... Do you think I could lose every now and then?
Vince: You lost last week, why do you want to do that again?
Roman: I don't know, maybe because it took two guys to beat me, I'd really like to lose some singles matches.
Vince: Hahahaha, that's stupid, you need to win more!
Roman: What.
Vince: That lose last week threw you off track so after you beat Kevin for the Universal championship, you're winning the rumble! THEN, the fans will love you!
Triple H: Vince please.
Vince: Hm, Fine, then Undertaker is winning the rumble and you're beating 'Taker at mania.
Triple H: Oh that's a mistake.
Vince: Ok then your beating Brock lesnar!
Roman and Triple H: What the...
Vince: Aj styles, John cena, The rock, Goldberg, Kevin Owens, The Yeti, Reigns Roman...
2 HOURS LATER
Vince: Mauro Ranallo, Big Dick Johnson, WWE Official Charles Robinson, YA KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE NOT JUST WINNING A MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA, YOU'RE WINNING EVERY MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA!
