!Adult! Toy Story

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Andy had just been called down for dinner by his mom after playing with his favorite toys for hours! Andy got up and sprinted downstairs for his favorite meal: chicken nuggets! Leaving behind his tragically destroyed room, Legos, play bricks, blankets, pillows, t-shirts, and random toys were thrown about his bedroom floor. Woody and Buzz were the first toys up. "Alright guys," Woody said, "Andy is gone, and I think we should all surprise Andy with some fun because he has been playing with us all day! Who all feels the same?" All the other toys got up and agreed to Woody's plan to surprise Andy.

Woody walked out from under the bed along with all the other toys after revealing their master plan for Andy. Woody sent up a group of toys to the dresser and shelf on both sides of the open door. They were all sent for a special mission to get Andy on the ground so the toys could communicate their plan for Andy. Then Woody sent two more groups of grappling hook-shooting toys to both sides of the door on the ground, so when the first group got Andy on the ground, they could shoot their grappling hooks around Andy to tie him up. Then Woody sent out two more groups of toys. One group was sent to fetch the cherry-scented lube that Andy used to masturbate out of his top drawer. The other group was ordered to unbutton and pull down Andy's pants and boxers when the time was right.

Very few toys knew about Buzz and Woody's actual intentions with Andy, but no matter what, all of the toys trusted Buzz and Woody with their lives, so they were going to listen and do whatever they said to do. However, when one toy decided to question Woody's plan for Andy, Woody immediately pulled his hat off and threw it directly at the toy's head like a Frisbee! With enough force to break a dam, Woody's hat sliced clean through the toy's head, decapitating it. All of the other toys immediately went back to their preparations for Andy.

The toys ran to their stations like lightening after hearing Andy's footsteps coming up the stairs. "Stations, everyone," Woody said, "NOW!" The door slammed open and Woody's plan was immediately set into motion. The first group jumped on top of Andy, making his knees buckle, while the second group was getting their grappling hooks ready to fire over Andy.

Andy hit the hardwood floor with a bang. Then he heard the loud pop of his grappling hook toys firing. Soon, Andy was completely incapacitated! He was stuck in place by the numerous grappling hooks and the weight of his hundreds and hundreds of toys, climbing onto his chest and groin. All Andy could do was flop around helplessly, like a wet fish out of water.

Andy started screaming, so Woody quickly slapped a strip of duct tape over his mouth. "Shhh," Woody said, "All we want to do is surprise you with something amazing, since you've been playing with us so much lately, so just let this happen, Andy!" Then Woody grabbed the cherry-scented lube and started pouring it all over himself. He then turned around and did the same to Buzz, Bo-Peep, Rex, Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, and Slink. Then, Woody commanded all of the toys to go behind Andy. "This is all for you!", Woody said, beginning to kiss Andy's cheek. Then, Woody began to lick Andy's neck sensually, strolling behind him to regroup with the other toys.

Andy began to feel the cold chills and began to smell the cherry-scented lube being poured all over his asshole and taint. Andy's face contorted as a toy squirmed his way into Andy's asshole. The duct tape around Andy's mouth started to fall off, and all of the toys began to hear Andy's screams and moans of pain and pleasure. Faster and faster, the rest of the toys began to cram themselves into Andy's asshole, still tight, even with the lube, until the only two toys left were Buzz and Woody. "To infinity and beyond!" screamed Buzz, as he flew into Andy's ass, wings extended in mid-flight. Then, of course, there was but one toy left: Woody the Cowboy. "There's a reason why they call me the Sheriff!" Woody whispered, as he gained a running start and swan dived deep into Andy's asshole.

Little did the toys know, however, that Andy's asshole couldn't talk that kind of brute force. As a result, Andy died a very painful death about five minutes later.

At the doctor's office, the doctor pulled out all of the toys from Andy's ass, but along with that, the doctor also pulled out Andy's small intestine! Inside the small intestine, he found Woody, with half of his small plastic body ripping through one side of the intestine.

Then, the doctor noticed the mega-huge boner that Andy died with! As a professional in the medical field, he saw no harm in what he was about to do, so he propped up Andy's stiff corpse, got on his knees, and began to SUCK ANDY'S DEAD DICK!

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