Uni-Milk: Book One: A Majestic Awakening

From the store, to the kitchen. ^~^

     Hi! I'm Milky the Milk Jug! I am sitting in a freezer at the Grocery Market right now, waiting to be bought by a nice human! I've been here for a week or so, probably because I got put at the very back of the freezer! But, that's okay, I have my pals Choco- Milky and Strawb- Milky to keep me company! Choco and Strawb are really tall! Why, if they were any taller, they'd be too tall for the rack! On the other hand, I am small as a egg!

     Hello again! It's the next day now, Strawb just got bought, but that's okay, I still got my pal Choco to keep me company! He may seem a little grumpy at times, but he's a great conversationalist!

       Wow! I never realized it but, Choco has a lot of carbohydrates in him! I only have a few..........

       So.......... Choco just got bought, uhhhh...... It's getting a little lonely around here.....

     Hiya! It's me Milky again! You're probably wondering why I'm not sad anymore! Well, I have you a answer that we both will probably be happy about!! The store just got a whole new shipment of milk! I have lots of new friends to keep me company now!

      Me again, just  wondering why I was still here! They moved me to the front of the shelf and, STILL, no one has bought me! Was there something wrong with me? Half of the new load has already been bought! Why do humans hate me!?!?

       All I have wanted since I was manufactured by The Milky Jug Factory, is to be used! It's a milk jug's only purpose in life! Why am I still here! The whole entirety of the new load has already been bought, and probably already been used! Argggggghhhhh!!!!!!

     Wait! They're is a human coming this way! I'm the last milk in the store! If the human wants milk they have to buy ME!!!!!!!

      They're looking straight at me! Now they're coming closer, and closer, and they're here! They're opening the freezer! Now they're reaching up for me! They've got me! I'm finally gonna be bought and used!

    They put me in their cart, now they're going to the checkout counter! They put me on the movey thingy and it started moving me to the checkout person!

     Then it happened! They scanned my price tag! Then he  gave me to gave me to the person, in return, she gave him two dollars and nineteen cents.

     The  human also gave the checkout person their cart, I felt bad for the carts, they barely ever got to leave the store......

     They carried me all the way to their car, then put me in the passengers seat.

    The human got in the driver's seat. After they put their seat belt on, they started the cars engine, it roared as it came to life.

     They drove all the way home with me. When they got home, they put me in their giant freezer to keep me cold and fresh.

    Hope you all enjoyed that chapter of my new book, if you did not, the next one will be more exciting, this was basically just the part that explains how Milky got to the fridge in the first place. ^~^
  
     And to all of the people who think I'm weird, weird is unique, and my uniqueness just happens to be being a really weird girl who loves unicorns and everything that has a unicorn horn. By the way, now that I am actually reading this myself, it is a little weird..... ^~^