You Cripple My Depression [Kennith x Jelf!Reader]

Chapter One; love at first milk

Kennith was sitting in Stephanie's kitchen drinking her milk like any other day, when he heard a beautiful voice singing a peaceful song.

"Boom! Clap! Clap!"
It sang.

Kennith felt as if he could listen to it all day. Or.. well.. night.  I guess.. idk. He turned his head to see the most hawt af looking elf he had ever seen. Doki doki. And just like that, Kennith was in love. "What's your name?" He asked, blushing like a Japanese school girl standing under a sakura tree holding a bento box for her to share with her senpaii. "Bababa bababa i am (y/n) the elf." It sang with it's majestic singing voice. Kennith swooned. "I'm Kennith Simmons. Fuck me daddy- i mean.. ahem, nice to meet you." He coughed very loudly, and climbed out the window, dropping his carton of milk in the process. 'Wtf what a fag lol' (y/n) thought before going off to kidnap some children and beat them to death in the woods or smthn

(A/n): this is literally my pride and joy