renjun:
are you a keyboard? bc you're just my typeahyeong:
what are you doing?renjun:
idk i just felt like using that on you.
did it work?ahyeong:
unfortunately for you, norenjun:
:(((ahyeong:
:)))renjun:
hey, you know what sucks?ahyeong:
vacuumsrenjun:
no. i'm going to ask again. you know what sucks?ahyeong:
black holesrenjun:
wtf... ok you know what's not cool?ahyeong:
lava. lava isn't cool.renjun:
i hate you so muchahyoung:
how could you hate your best friend?renjun:
idk man i just doahyoung:
i am not a manrenjun:
you are. you're just in disguise.ahyoung:
i am not a man! i'm 100% woman.renjun:
prove itahyoung:
well for one, i have boobsrenjun:
pics or you're lyingahyoung:
...you will get NO PICSrenjun:
bc you're a manahyoung:
fuck yourenjun:
sorry but i'm not interested in men.
what are you doing later btw?ahyoung:
nothingrenjun:
wanna hang out?ahyoung:
i have plansrenjun:
did you make plans in the three seconds it took me to text you?ahyoung:
yesrenjun:
what are your plans?ahyoung:
i'm gonna hang out with someonerenjun:
who?ahyoung:
my dogrenjun:
bitch. you don't have a dog.ahyoung:
how do you know?renjun:
bc if you had a dog, you would've sent me approximately 99999999 pics of it by nowahyoung:
that's truerenjun:
if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumberahyoung:
shut the fuck up with your stupid assrenjun:
if you were a vegetable, you'd be a rudeabaga.
anyway, what are you doing rn?ahyoung:
methrenjun:
cool. can i get some?ahyoung:
nah bitch it's minerenjun:
:(
renjun:
but you're not actually doing meth, right?ahyoung:
of course notrenjun:
goodahyoung:
i'm smoking weed insteadrenjun:
no, you're not. you're too innocent to do drugs.ahyoung:
yeah, you're rightrenjun:
do you ever just stand in the shower and imagine the water is acid and your skin is slowly melting away?ahyoung:
....no?renjun:
cool. me neither.ahyoung:
do you want to go into town later and fake propose to me so people will congratulate us and buy us drinks?renjun:
...i love you. so much.ahyoung:
save that for when you're proposing. also, i need you to cry as you're proposing. you need to really sell that shit.renjun:
i swear i have the most amazing best friend in the worldahyoung:
yeah, so maybe you should show me some more respect from now onrenjun:
that's not going to happen. now get dressed in something really nice. you have to look at least half decent when i propose.ahyoung:
wtf are you talking about? i always look amazing.renjun:
keep telling yourself that———
this was originally a taeyang (sf9) story but i recently decided to only write for nct
and let's please pretend renjun is legal for the sake of this story. don't worry though. he isn't going to do anything bad. i just want them to be a bit older.
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pick up lines - huang renjun
Fanfictionin which renjun sends pick up lines to his best friend