howdy

let's start with the facts

howdy humans,, heres some CRUCIAL facts you need to know about me before you even approach my ass because i might scare the crap out of you but why da fuck would I care lets gooooooooo

. very female , yes \ (•◡•) /

. i am indeed 20 years old,, this is not funny stfu im still young (ಥ_ಥ)

. i am actually 13 mentally but that ain't important tho ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘

. i have a retarded attitude because I am superior to 90% of the kids on here ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

. all my friends are teenagers because no one likes me ಠ╭╮ಠ

. kids are beautiful creatures and i wish i was still one i wasted my fucking childhood (ʘᗩʘ')

. i envy alL OF YOU TEENS YOU FUCKING BITCHES PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR CHILDHOOD CHERISH IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE ( ͡°╭ʖ╮ °͡)

. Oliver is my son back off bitch i will cut you (ó ì_í)=óò=(ì_í ò)

. let's play a game they said, it will be fun they said ಠ_ಥ

. im an adult (ಠ⌣ಠ)

. i have an amazing girlfriend who lives in my reflection xoxo love you babe (づ￣ ³￣)づ

. if you ignore my shitty attitude and constant swearing you'll see, deep, deep down inside i am just lonely... and i am also trying to form an army of teens to take over the world. ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

. everyone on earth is beautiful in their own way, even if people think otherwise. ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

. i left facebook for this ,,,, not like i had any friends who'd miss me anyways (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ

okay you can chat me up now byeeeeeee