Chapter 1:
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE WAS WHEN MY BROTHER WAS BORN. I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BE A DISGRACE IN MY FAMILY, AND I WAS HALF RITE (am I rite or am I rite). WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD, WE HAD A HISPANIC NEIGHBOR AND DONALD, MY BROTHER, WANTED TO BUILD A WALL BETWEEN US, SO WE TOOK HIM TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL. DONALD WANTED TO BUILD A WALL BETWEEN HIM AND THE MENTAL DOCTORS. WHY? BECAUSE ALL THE DOCTORS WERE DIFFERENT SKIN COLORS. WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD, I RAN AWAY BECAUSE I HATED MY BROTHER SO MUCH. HE BECAME A RICH CELEBRITY AND GOT MARRIED 66 TIMES. I THOUGHT I COULD ESCAPE HIM BUT HE WAS EVERYWHERE. IN MAGAZINES, ON TV. EVEN ON THE NEWS. NEXT THING I KNOW, HE WANTS TO RULE AMERICA. BUT THE UNITED STATES CAN ONLY HAVE ONE RULER AND THAT WOULD BE SATAN
(Ok so I decided to write this book as a joke :) not meant to offend anyone)
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STAI LEGGENDO
kys lol
FanfictionSummary: REASONS YOU SHOULD READ THIS BOOK: 1: SAVAGERY AND SATANISTIC FEATURES 2: MADE UP WORDS SUCH AS SATANISTIC 3: FUN TIMES 4: YOU CAN RELATE 5: BECAUSE YOUR LIFE IS A JOKE 6: 666 420 BLAZE THE SATANIC WEED 7: MEMES EVERYWHERE
