Punny Talk: The Book of Puns

Food Puns

A/N:

Hey people! I am here with my amazing friend queenschreave23  to write a pun book! By the way, leave now if you don't like puns; this is your second warning.

You could say that we are the pun queens. I guess it is just how we are bread...........
~Liz

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Queen: Hey Liz, lettuce think of some good puns. I doughnut care what they are about.

Liz: Well let's taco bout some ideas then.

Queen: Let me say, our puns might be cheesy, but I think they're grate, so dill with it.

Liz: I have to admit, that was a gouda one.

Queen: Thanks Liz, but I'll have to try to romaine calm. Man, I love our puns a waffle lot.

Liz: There isn't mushroom up in here for too many more puns.

Queen: Haha, your kaleing me!

Liz: We are just so grape at making puns.

Queen: That's right! I cannoli be happy when we are making food puns.

Liz: These puns might be corny, but orange you glad we make them?

Rachel: Stop!

Queen: Eggscuse me, but you are just a hater!

Liz: That is true; these puns will always have a pizza my heart.

Rachel: Oh my gosh!

Liz: Rachel, I don't carrot all what you think!

Rachel: I doughnut care what you say either.

Queen: Liz, our puns are raisin the roof.

Rachel: I doughnut care.

Liz: Hey! You had butter think of an original one. We already used that one.

Rachel: I still doughnut care.

Liz: Well, your puns are a peach of shit.

Rachel: Thank you, and I still doughnut care.

Liz: Salami get this straight, you don't come up with original puns? Wow.

Queen: Woah! This just got real. My heart skipped a beet.

Liz: Rachel, we'll stap getting jalapeño business now.

Queen: Seriously, I don't know how you are pudding up with our puns.

Liz: I just made a typo; it's supposed to say stop, but with typos, I'm sure we've all bean there before. I mean, making miSTEAKS is what humans do.

Queen: Holy shiitake, that went deep.

Carly: What is going on?

Queen: Woah! An impasta!

Liz: Well, I have to pea; I'll be right back.

Carly: Your puns are so cheesy.

Queen: Yes, but I think they're grate.

Liz: Okay, I'm back, and I think it is thyme for some more puns.

Queen: Oh ginger snap! Oh, that was bad; now I need some encourageMINT.

Liz: Aw, it's okay, we still love you very mochi.

Queen: Liz, words can not espresso how much that meant.

Carly: It's okay sweet pea.

Queen: I really apPEACHiate it guys!

Liz: Well, you mean a latte to us. By the way, there is dumpling I need to tell you. It was chili outside earlier and I slipped on some ice.

Queen: Right now, I think you need some positiviTEA.

Liz: All these good puns are kiwing me!

Queen: I know! They're bacon me crazy.

Liz: That was a berry good pun.

Queen: You're cherry sweet Liz.

Liz: Wow, what a rice thing to say.

Queen: I think we need a toast to all of our food puns.

Liz: You're right, let's celerybrate!

Queen: Bravacado!

Liz: Man, I'm nuts about all these amazing puns! Pie are we so good at making them?

Queen: I don't know, but I have to get going. Pastalavista!

Liz: Bye! I loaf you.

Queen: Bye. Wow, it makes me so MELONcholy that we have to stop the puns. They were some good thymes.

Liz: Yes, FRANKly it is quite sad. But don't think anyone can top our puns because we are the perfect pear at puns.

Queen: I love our puns from my head tomatoes.

Liz: Me too, but let me tell you. They are a pizza work.

Queen: That's true, but they are soy awesome, but I really have to go.

Liz: You've got to be yolking me! I don't want to stop our puns; a couple more is the yeast we could do.

Queen: I wish I could, god ham it! I really do have to go now.

Liz: Fine, but we knead to continue later because we were on a roll.

Queen: I know! Even though there are haters, I am our number one flan. Bye!

Liz: Okay, pea you later!

Rachel: Just stop.

Liz: Rachel, why EGGxactly are you dissing on our puns? Sorry, but you just need to ketchup to our level of incredible food puns.

Rachel: I will push you off a train if you say one more pun.

Liz: Aw, I loaf you too Rachel.

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So that was a lot food puns.

We hope you enjoyed them, and yes that was 100% pho real conversation we had together with some of our friends.

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We'll stop now.

Also, don't forget to check out Falling for You, by my pun partner, and The Championship, which I am writing with my bestie Annabella. Read Life's A Beach too! :)

Don't forget to comment about different pun conversation themes for the future!

Bye! We love you all!

~Liz & Queen