The stupid world

Leaking Showers

CHAPTER 2

LEAKING SHOWERS

To all of you who don't shower and instead bathe, lucky you. You would never want to experience showering in leaky shower. Mankind has been able to do so many complex things that their minds have degraded and forgot how to do simple tasks. Leaky showers shall be our example today.

Imagine yourself, enjoying the feeling of the warm water full blast on you. Sadly, because your parents have 'forced ' you out of that comfort zone by screaming to you on the other side of the door...

'GET OUT!!!! I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET!!!!! '

'One more minute, come on.'

'NOW!!!!! YOU NEED TO GET CHANGED AS WELL YOU KNOW?!?! '

'Fine fine.'

You open the glass barrier which forces you back into reality because there's this air-con in the damn bathroom which turns haven to Antarctica number 2. And the sight that greets you compels your mind to recede into hell because it looks like you've been through a mini natural disaster. The whole floor is 'flooded ' by the showering water.

So you're standing there, paralyzed by the scenery the stupid water's created. You don't know what to do because

a) If you tried to use the toilet paper to clean the mess up, then, the floor will seem like its recovering from a snow storm due to the small white (and damp)debris like scraps of paper...

and

b) If I used a windscreen wiper.....

HEY THAT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA!!

So I grab the windscreen wiper and scraped all the water into one area until it resembled a tarn.

RESULT I WISHED FOR....

I gathered all my chakra into my hands and the windscreen wiper. Using some random wind style jutsu, I force the water over the ledge of the shower ( In those glass case showers, there is a small ledge to stop the water from over flowing ....

To say the truth, it doesn't work at all....) and the mother fucking liquid flies over it and lands into the *gasp* abittootinyholeinthefloorthatsendsthegoddamnwatertothesea.

RESULT IN REALITY ...

I try to force the mother fucking liquid over the ledge and instead, the water leaks out of the bathroom door and into the corridor because I aimed the windscreen wiper in the wrong direction. Not to mention some of the damn liquid virtually flies out and lands SPLAT against the door.

Of course, because you have been reminded AGAIN to fuck out of the bathroom, you literally run out of the cursed room (after putting clothes on because running out naked would be really awkward) and to a friend's house situated next to your place.

And seek refuge there until you think its safe to go back. Then, you get a one hour lecture on how water damages wood and the related shit.

No, you don't HAVE to seek refuge at someone's house, or be forced out of the bathroom, or make a mess so big that even a flood would be shamed by. You just have to make a small puddle no one gives a shit about, open the glass door, and make the situation much worse because the damn glass has just spread the water out.

Someone take away my suffering and fix up these damn doors!!!