The Big Bang Theory

Mixed

Amy: Hello, Mr. Rat Brain. Not so bitey without the rest of the rat to back us up, are we?

Raj: So we tell him she's a lesbian?

Howard: Of course we tell him she's a lesbian.

Penny: Great, because I've been thinking if I really want this acting thing to work, I need to focus all my energy on it. And to do that, I should quit waitressing at the Cheesecake Factory.

Leonard: Wow, that's a big step.

Penny: I know.

Leonard: So before making any rash decisions.

Penny: I already quit.

Leonard: And I support you!

Bert: You know what geologists and Bon Jovi have in common?

Howard: You're both into rock?

Bert: Yeah.

Raj: And does Sheldon know you're dating Sheldon?

Amy: (To Raj) I'm sorry, who are you dating?

Raj: Yeah, knock it off, Howard.

Sheldon: I'm going to go inside, put on my cosiest pajamas, curl up with a good book and wait for this nightmare to be over.

Sheldon: Come on, take me to work with you.

Leonard: No, you're on vacation.

Sheldon: Please! What if there's a big break through in science today and I'm not there to see it?

Leonard: You really think there's going to be a breakthrough without you to do it?

Sheldon: No. I was just tricking you.

Leonard: So it's just flirting?

Penny: Yeah, why?

Leonard: No reason, I just think it's sexier when things are left to the imagination.

Amy: (to Sheldon) He's wrong.