This Is Why Freddy Isn't Allowed To Vote

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Freddy and Bonnie opened the pizzaria door.Chica was sitting at one of the tables,crying.

"What happened?"Bonnie asked in concern.

"Trump won!"Chica whined.Her makeup was running down her cheeks.

"Oh God"Freddy sighed.

"She's upset because Trump won and I voted for him"Foxy said.

"You're dead to me!"Chica cried.

"Honestly,I voted for Burney cause they're both terrible!"Bonnie said.

"How dare you?!"Chica hissed.

"If I was allowed to vote,I probably would have even voted"Freddy said.

"Why aren't you allowed vote?"Bonnie asked.

"Yeah.Are you not a full American or something?"Foxy asked.

"No,court order"Freddy answered,casually.

"What did you do?"Bonnie asked.

"Took a piss in a voting booth"Freddy answered.Bonnie,Chica and Foxy stared at him.

"Oh yeah,shame me!Being disgusting is part of being a man!"Freddy snapped.

"I've never done anything like that!"Bonnie said,very alarmed.

"Me neither!"Foxy said in disgust.

"I'm not even gonna dignify that with a response!"Chica gagged.Freddy looked around,awkwardly.

"Forget you ever heard me say that!"

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