SECOND HAND ORAL:BASED OFF A TRUE STORY
Kara is lying down and sister walks in
SISTER: kara can u dirve me to my bfs house pls sis
KARA[lying down in bed]: uh no fuk off im goffik
SISTER[begs]: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee-
KARA: shit the fuk up. lets go
Kara and sister walk outside to the car and get in
KARA: why do u need me to driv u to ur bfs house anyweys
SISTER[tries not to cri]: im... im breakijg up with him
KARA: oh.... okay!
UNKNOW VOICE: well grills
Kara and sister both jump, scared.
KARA: what de fuk?!
SISTER: you hear that to?
KARA: uh yeah bithc i has hears!
UNKNOWN VOICE: will u dos shutup and drive, im getting hott.
SISTER: Karebread, i think the car is talking
KATA: no shite! its vibrating my arse ofc its the kar unless u brougght ur bibrator
sister looked offended
CAR: DRIVEW FATASSES
KARA: listen you blue piece of shit. i'll drive when i want to
SISTER: just drive kare!
*they suddenly pull up at boy's house*
SISTER: u kan stay here
sister unbuckles seat and heads out
KARA[mumbells]: thats ehat i was going to do anyways..
CAR: can u stop movingf tour arse. drink ur fatass water
kara frinks wudder
BOTTLE: stop squeezing me u fat bitch
CAR: omg ur name is kara and mine is car haha
KARA: shutup im going to turn u off
kara turns off the car and puts music on— sia starts playing—
KARA: ew not this old white bitch
CAR: but ur whyiet too..
KARA: shutupbi thiught i turned you iff
CAR: you thoguth wrong fatass
KARA: hgh shutup im goffik i have to play sleeping the horizon
kara puts on sleepignd the horizon
KARA: what is taking my little bitch so long... i knew rshe was too pussy t9 do thsi
just then sister comes out of house, whipping her mouth what kara thogurh were tears form afar
KARA: u done?
SISTER[she blushed]: huh? what? oh... yes. can i dirnk this?
sister points to bottle of wudder
KARA: sure bitch
sister deinks widder
kara drinkd watter after sister
BOTTLE: ha u dumb bitch
KARA: what dod u say
BOTTLE: i said i lost my cap
KARA: oh well no one cares
sister chuckels to hersled
*at the mcdonalds*
KARA: im fta so i have to get food
SISTER: ok ansd kara..
KARA: what fatass
SISTER: welll... i just had to tlel u that i sucked his dick
kara stopped in the middle of the deive thru
KARA: QUE QUE!?
SISTER: isuckedmyboyfruendsduxk
KARA: i. drank. WATERR after u YOU FATT CHOSE TO TELL ME THSIS NOW??
BOTTLE: HAA DUMB BITCH
SUSTER: its not like you sucksd his duck
LARA: ur right . its worse! ITS LIKE A THREESOME. I BASICALLY KISSED YOU AFTER YOU SUCKED DICL
SISTER: hitch can ww go i want my chicken nuggets
KARA: the DICK WASNT ENOUGH YOU FATTASS??
SISTER: BICH ILL FET YOU CHICKEN DUGGETS TOO GCILL
KARA: dis us the worst thing that has ever happened to me. i have to tweet abt it..
ACT 2
SISTER: okay ill just go in and say it over. easy pee zee
sister knocks on door and waits for bf to opem foor
BOYFRIEND: yo my bitch come in
SISTER[thinking]: fuk he called me his bitch im so wet
BOYFRIEND: so what do you want fat
SITER: I WANT TOUR DICK
she is suddenly sudckign his dick
DICK: bitch clean your teeth sometime you caucasians have bathrooms for a reason
SISTER: ...qué?
BOYFRIEND: ignore her
SISTER: your dick is a her??
BOYFRIEND: yes and ur vagine is a him now shutup and suck her
SISTER: uh i should proabbly go, karas waitign for me
BOYFIREND: ok bitch
DICK: her loss,, her breath stank
SISTER: ahh fuck i need to get that dick taste kff my moth
sister drinks water like before
kara drink water like before
SISTER[thinks]: LAMOSAKISJSKSKSKK!!! 🏃♀️😂😂🚴♀️🚴♀️
