The Who REACT

...Me

Keith: We're fighting as much as the Floyd now!

Pink Floyd: Hey! We don't fight that... Okay, yeah. Maybe.

Keith: Get out, Nick!

Nick: Why are you picking on me?!

Keith: 'Cause you're the drummer. Duh. Besides! Would you want me to pick on poor Kitten?

Rick: Hey. Stop that.

Syd: Yeah! Stop that!

Roger W.: Shut up, Syd!

Syd: But...! Okay...

David: God, Waters! Did you have to say it so kindly?!

Okay, okay, enough! DALTREY, GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK IN HERE! Floyd, shoo before I set the crazy blond one on you too.

Syd: I don't want the crazy blond one to attack me! *leaves quickly*

Rick: Let's go before the crazy blond, I mean, Daltrey comes back... *also leaves, dragging Dave and Nick along*

Roger W.: I'll be back...

No, you won't. Get out.

Roger W.: *snarls*

John: *growls* Beat it, Bass Boy. I'm top dog here.

Roger W.: *glowers but leaves*

Roger: *comes back huffing* Welp, Morri won't be around for much longer!

Keith: DID YOU AX HIM?!

Roger: Nope. Ray got to 'im!

Pete: Yikes. You shoulda axed him. He might live longer that way...

John: *mumbles* I'm the best bassist, not that scrawny excuse of a bass player...

Yes, you are, John. No need to worry. *pats his shoulder*

Next thing... My stinginess...

Keith: *laughs and mocks me* "I wouldn't spend $30 on those weirdos!" Buys two Who albums for $32. *laughs*

Shut up. Hastings was closing and I wanted A Quick One and Sell Out... 'Sides, I got Tommy for three bucks and Quadrophenia for a buck!

Keith: And Who's Next for ten!

And free from my dad!

Keith: Whatever. 

Pete: Yet when you had $100, you didn't buy a) The Piper at the Gates of Dawn, b) Jazz, c) Atom Heart Mother, d) Odds and Sods, e) Wish You Were Here, f)--

WE GET IT! Besides... They were all like... $30... Except Atom Heart Mother and The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Those were like $21.

Pete: What about that $99 copy of Piper?

Oh, hell... I'd have killed to even HOLD that thing! Fifth pressing, it said... But for almost a hundred bucks?! Sorry, Floydian boys. I ain't spending that much dough on you.

Syd: *distantly* FUCK YOU!

YOU'D LIKE TO!

Syd: HELL YEAH, I WOULD!

Pete: Oh my God, Syd no. And Shaz! No!

I WAS JOKING! I SWEAR I WAS! That's weird, Towser...

Roger: You say all of that and then you spend sixty dollars on three shirts?

Shh... They were the Doors, Queen and Bowie... And I also bought a pin! For a buck!

John: Shaz gives no bucks.

Exactly.

John: You know I said--

Yeah. And I give no fucks either so...

John: True.

Roger: You're really only stingy when your parents are around...

Keith: HYPOCRITE! I WON'T SPEND MONEY, SHE SAYS! I'M SAVING MY MONEY, SHE SAYS! LIES, I SAYS!

Pete: Give the girl a break, boys! She didn't spend her cash on shit things! She's actually using what she bought!

Roger: Okay, yeah. But still!

John: I suppose so...

Keith: ...Hypocrite...

Whatever!

Next item of business... Hahah, you guys'll love this one! The situations I get into...

John: NO.

Keith: HELL NO.

Pete: FUCK NO.

Roger: DEAR GOD NO.

Hahaha, called it!

Roger: You've gotten into so many tight places! No wonder you're thinner than Pete's dick!

Pete: HEY! We weren't gonna make fun of each other's dicks!

Roger: Sorry! I love you, Pete!

Pete: Ah, shut up, you git!

Roger: Okay...

John: *to Keith* And they say they're not together...

Keith: I know, right?

I honestly don't know what else there is of interest about me...

Syd: *he's back again, yay...* Art! Your art!

Oh... Heh... I guess...

Syd: Can I stay?

John: No!

Syd: Please! They sort of...kicked me out again...

The Who: *discussion quietly*

Keith: *sighs* Fine... We guess you can stay...

Syd: *relieved* Thanks, guys... I'm sorry for intruding, though...

Keith: *smiles* It's fine, Syd. We're nice. At least, I am! *glares at John*

John: Watch it, boy... *jumps at Keith*

Keith: *screams*

Syd: *pales*

Pete: What the hell...

Roger: You okay, Syd?

Syd: Uh...

C'mon, lovey... Let's let the boys wrestle it out... *takes Syd out*

Pete: Welp... There goes Shaz...

Roger: Poor you, she's holding another man...

Pete: Shut up.

Roger: Jealous...!

Pete: Am not! *tackles Roger*

Okay, so... They promised not to make dick jokes anymore so now they attack each other... That's all I've got for today's react...

Syd: *heavy breathing*

You okay, Barrett?

Syd: *sobs* They scared the shit out of me!

Oh, poor baby... *hugs him* You don't have to come back to this hell hole...

Syd: I won't! *runs off* LATER SHAEP!

Okay... Bye, I guess? And good bye, readers... Sorry about the Who mishaps... I think part of it is the roleplay with MiniWholigan, Tenement_Wholigan and WattsupWatts. Heheh... Wrestling...