There are many reasons to work at home instead of going to a building. Some are simply too lazy to and others don't have the transportation. My reason, however, is that I haven't found a work place that really clicks with me, so I do it all at home. Some of the benefits include being your own boss, breaks whenever you want, and all the money goes to you. Some of the downsides however are that I have multiple jobs, I don't really have time for breaks, and that one of those jobs I have is a sex hotline.
I don't really know how I got into this whole situation. I guess the need for a roof over our heads encourages us to do things we don't want to. The thing with this particular company is that you can get assigned to a "type" of girl- you know, such as emos, sporty, valley girls, basically any stereotype you can think of. Lucky me, I fit the role of the nerdy hot girl perfectly. The thing about this job is that it's quite simple yet so frustrating at the same time. Some guys only call just to see if I actually knew anything about video games, or just straight up call to insult me for having a job like this.
It was 9 pm now, which is usually my shift to get on the hotline. I didn't physically go to work, of course, I just sit on my bed with a phone and wait for people to call. The first ring of the night goes of and I pick up the phone "Hello there" I say with a hint of seduction in my tone.
"Uh, yeah, hi. This is Pizza Hut right?" I heard the male voice say. It sounded familiar in a way, but I wasn't really able to respond. "Yeah, we'll have the meat lovers pizza with extra sausage" the other dude said, putting emphasis on the word sausage. Due to the giggling I could hear I knew it was another prank. As soon as I heard that giggle I recognized who it was.
"Woah wait, is this Arin from Game Grumps talking?" I heard the other line go silent. Either it is them, and they're shocked to hear someone like me knowing of them, or they don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
"Uh, yeah it is. Shit, you actually watch us?" The confirmed Arin Hanson says as his voice is a bit confused. Meanwhile I can hear someone losing it in the background, which is definitely Dan.
"Yeah, oh my gosh you guys are my favorite! Wait, are you guys recording?" I question, getting a little panicked.
"Nah, we were just bored and wanted to see what happened when you called one of these lines. Also Ross dared us to." After Arin says that, I hear a 'hi lady' in the background which is probably Ross.
"So what's your name, coolest lovely we've met?" Dan says into the phone.
"It's Emma, and thank you. This is probably the best call I've ever had with this job too" I confess with a chuckle.
"She thinks we're cool, dude" I hear Arin fake whisper to Dan followed by a laugh.
"Well, as much as I want to continue this conversation, you have to pay like $5 every 10 minutes and I'd hate to charge you more money." I tell the grumps, a frown forming on my face.
"Nah it's cool, we can pay that"
"Yeah, it's cool. This is a great conversation we're having." I smile a bit and we continue on more topics.
As the call went on, we talked about anything we could. Videogames, movies and even upcoming grump stuff. I felt ecstatic knowing that I was able to hit it off so well with these cool dudes. What felt like sooner than later, I checked the clock which read 12 AM.
"Guys, this call is gonna cost you a good bit of money, you know"
"Yeah, maybe we should just get your Skype name and chat when you got the time" Dan said. I couldn't really say anything at first but I soon quickly told him my Skype and we said our goodbyes and hung up.
Soon afterwards I got another call. "That was a three hour call, what gives?" I heard the familiar sound of my boss' voice say.
"It was another 'video game master'." I lied. "They wanted me to answer a bunch of game questions then get talked off." I fake-groaned to sell it.
"Alright, as long as you got the job done. Goodbye." She hung up without another word, and with that, my shift was done.
I put the phone on my nightstand and got into bed, but right after I heard a notification on my phone.
GameGrumps: So you got time? -Danny
TheLegendofEm: go to bed, dude
GameGrumps: what ever you say m'lady ;)
I giggled a little and I was finally able to go to sleep.
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1-800-have-sex (Danny Avidan)
FanfictionThis story follows a girl named Emma Baskin. She makes a living doing multiple jobs in the comfort of her own home. One of those jobs is unfortunately a sex hotline operator. But one night, this dirty task she handles everyday leads to an incredibly...
