20 things emmet cullen is not allowed to do

part uno

1. emmet cullen is NOT allowed to bedazzle edwards b!ch on the butt on bellas jeens

2.emmet cullen is not allowed to change a squirl and call him herbert the pervert

3.emmet cullen is not under any cercumstances allowed to tell alice she can't shop

4. emmet cullen is not allowed to go around school and say that edward is gay AND give out his phone number

5. emmet cullen is not allowed to badazzle alices b!ch on jaspers jeens

6. no matter how funny it is

7. emmet cullen is not allowed to make fun of jaspers southern drawl

8. emmet cullen is not aloud to think about his sex session with rosalie. . .

9 emmet cullen is not allowed to sing dynamite or call me maybe or any song for that matter

10. emmet cullen is absolutley NOT allowed to purposly push lustful feelings to jasper

11. emmet cullen is not allowed to badazzle rosalie's b!ch on bellas jeens

12. emmet cullen is not allowed to make a out door pool. . .

13. emmet cullen is not allowed to challenge jasper to mario carts . . .

14. emmet cullen. is not allowed to tell mike newton that If he trys to make out with bella she will love him back. . .

15. emmet cullen is not allowed to tell bella that edward is at there cottage with a surprize . . .

16. emmet cullen is not allowed to attempt to turn furniture and then try to make it attack jasper

17. when it doesn't attack jasper break it

18. emmet cullen is not allowed to sneak into jessicas room and badazzle her pants jaspers b!ch

19. emmet cullen is not allowed to change spiders

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bellepov

so u think it will wurk? probibly id give it till n-

EMMET!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeesh all I did was put moths in her closet

hand me the marker

20. emmet cullen is not allowed to put moths in alices, or any ones closet