Bob Ross x Bob Duncan

Introduction (skip if u don't love me)

Now I am your narrator. Big surprise. This story was inspired by my friends and family. I'd like to thank my children, joe and Martine, lovely bundles of joy. I'd also like to thank my wife donnavan for supporting me while making this book. Also thanks to my publisher, carl, I see you buddy. Here are a little extra people I'd like to thank fondly:

Georgette, Linda, Paulette, Alfred, heroin, Harriet, Karen, Carol, Nancy, Debra, Brenda, Shrek, max, Fran, Alison, Emilie, Robbie, Monique, and my 3005671 side hoes

If I didn't include you then oops