^-^ Stories from my life ^-^

the party savage

It was Christmas dave ( Christmas day evening )

And my mother planed a party like usual and she invited my step dad's niece over and lets call her

Julia. So Julia is DaBomb.com.... Well at least she used to be. So Julia is still sitting in the car doing her hair and my step dad's mom walks in and sits down on our brown leather couch. EDITORS NOTE:( hey its me just to clarify wile I am editing this I am sitting on that very couch)

ok so she sits down on the couch and Julia's "boy friend" walks in and none of us knew #1 who he was #2 that he was coming #3 what we were set up for.

I am NOT one to judge a book by its cover ( and I don't advise you do the same with this one )

but I knew that he was trouble. WARNING! I AM A BIT OF A GERMAPHOBE SO THIS WAS COMPLETELY OVER DRAMATIC I KNOW!

HE WALKED IN GOT HIMSELF A BEER WITH HIS GRIMEY UGLY HANDS WITHOUT WASHING THEM AND THEN CRAKED OPEN THE BEER AND GUSLED IT DOWN AND TRIED TO SHAKE MY HAND! OH HECK NO AFTER I RAN TO THE BATHROOM AND LATHERED MY HANDS WITH SOAP FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE 20 MINITES!

then I told him my REAL name which I'm completely regretting.

Fast forwarding to hours later.... I was sitting next to Julia and he sits next to her and says to me "So, how's your boyfriend." in a very obnoxious way. FIRST OF ALL I'M A INDEPENDENT WOMAN!

than my two sisters go on the back porch to talk and mister boyfriend ( what I'm going to be calling him) walks out as well and they are just talking about my sisters Ex boyfriend. and Julia sits on his lap to "claim her man" because she was threatened by my older sister.

my mom starts a tour of our new house for 1 person, my mothers friend and of course Mister Boyfriend says "I should be included in this tour." So he walked his big mouth over to the hallway.

when my mom showed my room to her friend she said aweee its so cute and cozy and when he saw it he said its not very clean.

YEAH NO DIP SHERLOCK! ITS YOUR TWIN!

than mom shows him my sisters room and my sister politely adds its not supposed to be pink it was a tan color. And moms friend says its very pretty though. And has the nerve to say for a girl and nudges my sister. moving on to the most annoying and rage inducing event of the night.......

HIS TATTOO

this sounds so stupid and boring but this is why this chapter is what it is so yeah so just relax.

his tattoo said "good intentions before savage actions" or something like that. YOUR NOT A SAVAGE UNLESS YOU HAVE A LIFE.

SO IF YOU ARE READING THIS MISTER BOYFRIEND..... GET A LIFE!