dating (part one)
you have to be very thirsty. talk to the "opposite gender" (or whoever you love 😊) as you. and go on your mb and be dramatic like:
OMG I HAVE A CRUSH
I HAVE A HUGE CRUSSSHHH 😍❤️☺️🙈🙉🙊🤓😅😂😊😀😚😬💩😩💩😠💩👽👽😟😟👺💀😕
I- I THINK I LOVE HIM
and then just make sure you don't play hard at all! make it obvious you like him/her so it'll be easier for him to ask you out.
also make sure you break up with him after a few months make it dramatic and find a new boyfriend and keep making it dramatic find a new person and break up with him :)
here are some ways to start a convo with your "crush"
YOU: hey silly willy you wanna eat my chicken dicker bobs?
willy: of course baby girl princess
YOU: thanks willy you're such a handsome sexy guy i- i think i love you
willy: aww i love you too
YOU: you uh *blushes* *moans* *chokes* wanna date? *burps and dies*
willy: ofc *makes out with you*
YOU: *takes our clothes of*
willy: *has sex with you*
YOU: *hits you with a hammer and kills you*
willy: *dies in pain*
happy crisis LOCE YEW GEYS SO MCYH
