Aries
When you're drunk this is what you should do and what you should keep away from...
OK so....because you're a ram you should always keep an eye out on them ewe's. Make sure they don't get carried away with other boyzz.
Whatever you do KEEP AWAY from Taurus men or you can just not cover yourself in red stuff. Most particularly in period blood...it's extremely dangerous.
Give everyone diamonds. Everyone loooooooooves diamonds specially them ewe's.
Do not and I repeat DO NOT sing the song ''Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes''. It is not very appealing to the ewe's.
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When Aries are drunk they don't think much they just do it because they're extremely energised animal beings. Also they're aggressive if I say so myself cuz yanno look at them horns honey.
Person that I know: Fuck Boy c:
Taurus
When you're drunk this is what you should do and what you should keep away from...
OK so Taurus animalzzz do not get drunk. They keep drinking and drinking but they're body is just way too strong it does not let them get drunk.
Use your strong acting skillzz to get what you want. I mean it's the best solution to get them foodzzz am I right or am I right? I think I'm right.....I mean I'm always right.
Even tho you haaaaate red colour you should think about all the bloodz when you kill them other animalz.
DO NOT run into a pole that bitch stings AF.
In general...
When Taurus are drunk (which is rare cuz look at them, they're real animalzz so they're strong) they use their talent of being artistic and paint with the blood of the enemies. They don't joke around, so they will hurt you if you mess with them.
Person that I know: My grandma
Gemini
When you're drunk this is what you should do and what you should keep away from...
OK....listen carefully....just put your ear riiiiiight next to the screen and LISTEN. Use your wonderful siren voice to get what you want.
Eat a lot you need to get really fat.
Don't poo yourself I know it can get really messy, but please no one needs to see your diarrhoea.
In general...
Gemini are extremely talented animalzzz. Like damn I wish I was as talented as them. When they're drunk they are drunk they are more talented when sober. Believe me or not but the ideas they come up with are just unbelievable. Who knew that eating meatballs with spaghetti would be so magical.
Person that I know: Irl best friend
Cancer
When you're drunk this is what you should do and what you should keep away from...
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HumorThis is me doing ''what each sign does in certain situations kinda thing''...of course this isn't true it is just for fun and when I'm bored I have something to do...i hope you enjoy and please don't take this seriously.
