The Adventures of Matt Man

Matthew Matthews, was a wacky and crazy guy. On a whim one night, he decided to do something he'd never done before-wear women's panty hose.

After fighting for nearly an hour to get the nylon stockings over his legs and adjusted comfortably, he leapt from his bed to check himself out in the full length mirror. Smirking as he admired the man in the mirror, he decided that the panty hose just weren't enough. Bounding off toward his closet, he jerked the door wide open. Toys and costumes flew from the boxes as he desperately searched for what he needed. Moments later, he emerged from the closet wearing a green face mask and an "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt with the arrow pointing up.

Upon hearing the commotion from the bedroom, Matt's roommate Bernice ran into the room. Failing to stifle a laugh at the sight before her, she exclaimed "Matt, what are you doing!"

Matt smiled, his hands on his hips and grinning from ear to ear. "I'm not Matt, I'm Matt Man!"