>So I think it's official... I obviously have no life as I am on Omegle for the second night in a row :/
>LET'S SEE WHAT ADVENTURES I HAVE TONIGHT!! :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Alright mate are you ready for this?
We are about to start a battle so don’t take the piss.
The aim of the game is to keep the rhyme flowing,
And if you screw it up then your penis will stop growing.
Stranger: aiight
You: that didn't rhyme strike 1 for you,
if you do that again then I'll have to sue you!
Stranger: suck my dick, nothing to suck back with your little prick
Stranger: ?
You: dude that's lame you gotta do better than that
If you wanna win then don't say crap like a rat.
Stranger: fuck your ass,dude thats lame? you can kiss my ass
You: you can't even hold a beat and you think that I'm bad?
take a look in the mirror 'cause you're worse than my dad!
Stranger: haha rap is shit,its for derros and faggets who like the dick
You: You're just cranky 'cause you come up with crap,
So what do you do? Have a power fap!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
>Yah, I think it's safe to say I won ;) I bet that guy was sitting at his coputer thinking, damn, who was I talking to!? Eminem!?
>I'm actually running out of things to do on here soooo... If you have ANY Ideas, do tell :) And they will appear in the next update! :D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: They see me trollin’
They hatin’
I know they’re all thinkin’
I’m just so fly N’ wordy
Stranger: shut up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
> SEE WHAT I MEAN! Minus the blatent, unecessary rudeness of that fellow, I think it's obvious to say I need some new things to do!! :P
>Take 3!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Howdy! Did you know that 44% Of emu's are lesbian?
Stranger: whaaaaaa?
Stranger: is that true?
Stranger: how has their species survived for so lonnngggg!!!
You: I KNOW!
You: Total mind screw right!
You: The straight ones are very friendly towards each other ;)
Stranger: haha
You: Not surprising as their brains are smaller than their eye.
You: I'm not kidding. So all they have stored up there are 2 things
You: Food and Sex. You can see why they don't have enough time to process that having sex with another lady won't do much for their survival
You: But hey! As the song goes. "Let's do it like they do on the discovery channel" So I say We should be lesbians together and have wild emu sex
Stranger: I've read somewhere that intelligence isn't directly related to brain size
Stranger: there's a greater significance between the amount of ridges and grooves in the brain
Stranger: the more bumpy you're brain = the smarter you are
You: Well considering we earthlings only use 5% of our total brain compasity it is understandable. If you were to use say 6% then it would be too much activity going on and we wouldn't be able to handle it, effectively frying ourselves without even doing anything.
You: If I hit my head over and over to make it bumpy, would that make me smarter?
Stranger: we use way more than 5% of our brains
You: nope. that's not physically possible.
Stranger: I see if you mean maybe we dont use more than 5% at a time
You: sorry, it's 20% ... awkward.
You: Hold on. I got told this by my parents years ago so now I'm curious :P I've never had someone question it. If it's not true then my life is a lie and I might have to go drown myself in raspberry jelly.
Stranger: lol
You: Did you know. The other day, I found out that golf DOESN'T actually stand for Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.!
Stranger: I've never heard that it did stand for that
Stranger: I thought it just meant.... golf..
You: Wow, my life is seeming more and more of a lie by the minute :(
Stranger: hahaha
You: Now I don't know what my purpose is anymore!
You: Please tell me! What am I on this planet for!?
Stranger: did you know that there is only ONE bone in your body that stands completely by itself, it's not touching any other bones
Stranger: it's the hyoid, it's in your throat
Stranger: and if you break it, you will DIE
Stranger: because you will suffocate
You: :O Did you know, the reason you put your wedding ring on the left well.. ring finger. is because that is the only finger that has a vein connecting straight to your heart? Romantic huh?
You: :O ! I almost got sufficated today! I got put in a head lock and let me tell you... the guys armpit STUNK! So bad. I didn't want to breath at all!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
>WHY DID SHE DISCONNECT!? That... that... that's just mean! D: FOREVER ALONE! </3 .
>PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT AND TELL ME OF IDEAS TO TRY OUT! :D
PEACE!
OXO
