The Other Side Of The Direction - Part II

Chapter 1

Chapter 1:

Meanwhile in the kingdom of Hyrule. . . .

"GEEEE It sure is BORING aroun---" Said Link stretching his arms looking like a faggot while getting slapped in the face.

"HEY!!! None of that shit, this is OUR story, besides, we haven't even gotten to Hyrule yet, so why are we here?" Zayn stated while slapping Link across the fucking face.

"Yeah, how did we get here so fast?" Asked Liam.

"Ohhhhh sorry, I was reading too far into the book, guys did you know that there's a book about us called 'THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DIRECTION'??? Cool right? I'm almost at the ending." Said Ed Gein (Niall)

"Niall....or Gein....or.....whatever, shut your fucking cunt hole, you shit, and stop spoiling everything." Responded Liam.

Liam took the book from Ed Gein (Niall) and burned it with a flamethrower. He then stomped on it and looked intensely into Ed Gein's (Niall's) eyes.

"Stupid fucker. Go fuck yourself. You spoil everything you little faggot!" Liam said.

"Can we get back to the adventure?" Harry said while blushing and getting a huge boner from staring at Louis.

"Yeah come on guys, we have to get to Hyrule." Zayn stated.

"YES!!! OFF TO AN ADVENTURE!!!" Said Gandolf.

"Ughhhh, Gandolf I thought we went through this, no more fucking adventures you old hag." Bilbo said.

"Mmmmmmm....................fuck you." Gandolf said.

"Ughhh will you fictional characters just fucking leave? We need to get to Hyrule..........for some fucking reason. PLEASE!!!" Liam shouted.

Link went off on his magical carpet that would drop little dribbles of sperm.

Gandolf and Bilbo filed a divorce on each other because Gandolf just wanted to go on to many fucking adventures.

'All right, we need to find a way to get to Hyrule fast enough and get out of this forest." Liam said.

"What's our purpose to go there anyway?" Harry asked as he blushed and giggled.

Suddenly, a strange, fat, black, deep voice, came from behind the boys.

"I CAN HELP YOU!!!" Said Rick Ross.

Rick Ross had the body of a fat pig, but just his face was photo-shopped onto it. And didn't walk on two feet, just all four like a normal pig.

"What the fuck are you?" Louis asked.

"I AM THE MOTHER FUCKING GREATEST RAP ARTIST OF ALL TIME NIGGAS!!! I'M RICK ROSS BITCH!!!" Rick Ross The Pig said.

"Heyyyy that only works on Rick James!" Zayn stated.

"COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG KIDS!!!" Said Rick James. And then Rick James snorted a whole line of cocaine on a black girl's fat ass.

"Anyway, I can help you get to Hyrule." Rick Ross The Pig continued.

"How? How can we get there?" Liam asked.

"Look up into the sky, and call upon ..........what they call...............Bill Cosby And The Odd Future Kids. You look up and you say real loud 'YONKERS SUCKS!!! YONKERS SUCKS!!! BILL COSBY IS AN OUTDATED COMEDIAN!!!' and they will come............."

"Hmmmm, well thank you so much Rick Ross." Said Ed Gein (Niall)

"No problem nigga, okay, I gotta go lay in my filth and come up with a new hit single............mmmmm."