Today was the day Carina would marry God. God and Carina have loved eachother for many years and are now finally gonna do the Marry. "Do you God take Carina to be your lawfully wedded waifu?" "I do" "Do you Carina take God to be your lawfully wedded husbando?" "i do" "k cool youre married now"
*music plays*
~later that night~
"Mwahahhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahgagah" laughs Carina "I am now the ruler of the world" little did Carina know God takes things v literal and transformed her into a flat 30cm peice of plastic and then got the divorce finalized.
The end
