Vegeta:......... *looks at Goku* Kakarot.... where the fuck is Janessa??
Goku: I don't know, probably doing something random like always maybe.
Vegeta: Welp, i guess we have to start introducing the story without h-
Author Chan: HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! *smashes through a wall* YOU AIN'T STARTING SHIT WITHOUT ME! UNDERSTAND ME?!
Vegeta: OK CALM YOURSELF!
Piccolo: *is somewhere outside* GUYS I CAN HEAR YOU FROM OUTSIDE!!!
Goku: *looks at the hole in the wall* I can see why now... um Janessa are you going to sta-
Author Chan: GOKU YOU JUST GAVE AWAY MY NAME :( YOU OWE ME FOOD!
Goku: NOOO! IM SORRY!
Vegeta: JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY!
Goku:.... But-
Vegeta: SHUT UP KAKAROT!
Goku: :'( Vegeta... that hurt my feelings...
Author Chan: Okaaaaaaaay then. *looks at you* HIYA! My name is janessa! And-
Vegeta: everyone knows your name already woman, it's in your username
Author chan: STFU VEGETABLE HEAD I'M TRYING TO INTRODUCE HERE!
Vegeta:...... *leaves* i hate you, i hate you all
Goku: *whispers* thats a lie
Author Chan: ...K den... *looks at you clearing my throat from yelling a flame head* Anyways, in this book, you get to date any character you want. I take Lemons.
Piccolo: *barges in* NO OOCS PLEASE!
Author Chan: CAN YOU ALL LET ME FINISH?!
Piccolo and Goku: OK!
Author Chan: OK! BE A GOOD BITCH YOU TWO! *looks at you* I am so sorry, i'm surrounded by idiots.. anyways YEA! Just ask what kind of "x reader" you want, be specific so then i'll type it for you. :3 No oocs like the pickle said ok? Good child *pets your head* Now off i go! *runs at vegeta* VEGETA TALK TO ME WHILE I WAIT PLEASE!
Vegeta: No woman
Author Chan: Pweease :(
Vegeta: FINE! Only because you are being nice :3
Author Chan: YAY! Alright guys! Start making requests :D
YOU ARE READING
DBZ One shots {Dbz x Reader}
RomanceA story where you *points at you* yes you! Get a chance to be with the dbz character of your dreams! WOOOO! I will take any requests! I will make lemons, i will make clean, i'll make you have the best time reading this book ever :D PLZ ENOYZ!
