The Filthy Frank Show- Season 1

Chin Chin Returns Part. 1

Authors Note: This is part 1 of episode 1, chapter 2 will be part 2.

80000 CH

Pink Guy stumbled retartedly into the Rock Paper Scissors Arena. The arena had been there for thousands of chromosones, so by now it was looing worn down and ravished. Pink Guy had fought hundreds of battles in the arena, now he was going for his first thousandth.

He met his long time friend Red Dick and a man whom he had never seen before, this man had short blonde hair, was extremley mucular and wore nothing but a speedo. Pink guy walked over to them and spoke to them in dumb gibberish that you would be un able to understand without subtitles. "Hey," He babbled "Whos your friend?''  The stranger flexed and grunted. Red Dick pointed to him. "Prometheus" He said in fairly clear English.

"So you ready to play my G?''  The pink Lycra asked beating his hand with his fist. Red Dick raised his in response, they had had several battles in this arena, however this time Red Dick had a secret up his sleeve.

They played there choices, Pink Guy played out scissors, Red Dick paper. Pink Guy screamed in success. "GOD DAMNIT SHIT FUCK" Red Dick yelled out in anger. "YOU FUCKING SUCK" Pink Guy screamed. Red Dick looked over at Prometheus and nodded, Prometheus then began to chase Pink Guy all around the stadium until he threw a trash can onto of him causing him to fall down. Pink Guy looked around in terror, and in fear said 3 words he hadn't said for hundreds of chromosomes...

"OH CHIN CHIN"

And as quickly as the words escaped his lips a Lycra covered in black crawled out of the bushes holding a watering can. "JUST WATERING MY FUCKING PLANTS" He yelled. Chin Chin was a dark lord, who could travel from realm to realm whenever he pleased, every year the people of earth had to give him sacrifices for he threatened to destroy them all if they didn't. Chin Chins eyes were unable to open (Although he could see just fine.) so he simply drew some on his real eyes.

He chased down Red Dick and beat him severely, however, Prometheus got the last laugh, while Chin Chin was distracted he threw the trash can on him, and Chin Chin was defeated...