Trash to Treasures

A DEVIN CORWIN AND CALEB BIELSKI FANFICTION by

                                CALEB'S POV

I was very hungry like always. I fed my dogs two minutes late, so I had to eat only dog food for a month. It was gross, but oddly charming. So I when to my sister room and open the door.

Caleb~ OMG HALIE IM SHOOK
Halie~ oops sorry should have knocked first it's not cardboard box days anymore

I saw the sight of Halie and her new bf that I don't know the name of so let's call him bf having sex! I was sadden and jealous that my chances of losing my fat virginity was slim to none. There used to be a higher chance when Devin Corwin and i were friends but something went terribly wrong, so I blocked him.

Bf~ hey
Halie~ get the fuck out Caleb we had our time in 5th grade
Caleb~ I just wanted to know if you wanted to go get some McDonalds?
Bf~ I do
Halie ~ I guess give us a moment to finish then we'll be right out
Caleb~ ok rats

After that confrontation I started to think about my secret love, Devin Corwin. Even thought I blocked him on every platform, I'm still in love with him. His skinny body,his caterpillar eyebrows, the way he looks in a wig all gives me a warm feeling. But Devin played me the wrong way. Like every normal person with a crush, I stalked him a lot. I was looking at his YouTube wondering who he was subscribe too And he wasn't subscribe to Tana Monogeau. How am I supposed to be friends with someone not subscribe to Tana. My warm feeling quickly turned into an icy, cold feeling. I did the only logical thing anybody would do, With out a warning I blocked him on everything.

Halie~ COME ON CALEB WE ARE DONE
Caleb ~ cumming
Bf~ I want a McChicken

I ran down the stairs and jumped into the car. Halie's bf was driving, I was in the passengers seat, and Halie was in the back. I purposely sat in the front so Halie and her bf wouldn't have sex again. They are like animals fucking like they are an endangered species. off to McDonalds we went

DEVINS POV

I been homeless for months now. I was a Younower but ever since I been exposed for insest people started to petition to get me off Younow. Younow is all about the money and since this scandal went down there annual income has been going up. I'm only 16 and I can go live with my mom like usual but being actually homeless will make a good story time for YouTube. I lost everything Panera, respect, and most importantly my bf I mean bff Caleb Bielski. He was my fat. We were only friends but with all the sexual orientation and irritation confusion I knew one thing, that I Devin Corwin was deeply in love with Caleb Bielski. He is my fat, my rat, my whore, and my whole world. I would give anything for him just to shove his average size cock in my anus, just like that jellybean. As I think about this I get a warm feeling.

Recently with my homelessness I been staying in a random trash can ( I know so relatable) behind a random McDonalds in Illinois. Everyday I put in a new Application to work there until they accept. McDonalds is my dream job. FUCK ME FRIES. Im wearing my Melissa vandella costume or Devin as a girl costume every day. Once I found a cockroach in my wig.

It's around late dinner time and they are super busy. So I get out my cup and start begin for money just like I used to do on kik. Every time they would roll down their windows to order I would say my signature line:

Give me money and I won't kill myself tonight

That usually works pretty well!

CALEBS POV

We pulled up to the McDonalds into the line of the drive thru. I been silent most of the ride I want to get a feel for Halie's new boyfriend. I don't like him. I don't think that he is not kinky enough for Halie I should known. But I pretend i don't mind him so the paparazzi don't see. I'm really famous.