Life gets interesting when you're stuck with a kid

Chapter 1

I sighed and locked my apartment door before heading to the school where my boyfriend and my friend are at and this school is not a pleasant place to be at if you don't know how to fight or have a good friend to fight for you. I know what you're going to ask, Why do anyone need to know how to fight or have a friend to fight for you? Easy, Ishiyama High is the worst school in the country, its full of delinquents. So it's a good thing that I can fight but I don't get many chances because of Tatsumi, he hates it when I get hurt and if someone does hurt me all hell brakes loose and you're dead when he gets his hands on you. I don't really see a big deal of it since I come out as a winner.

Sadly I'm the only girl in this school at the moment because all female students are on some trip with the Queen, so you can see why it's hard to be the only girl in a school full of delinquents boys. But it's fine for most parts, I say most because most boys leave me alone while others thinks differently and that's when my beloved idiot of a boyfriend teaches them a lesson on not to touch me. I sometimes have to fight them too when I'm alone and that's when they learn on why I'm Tatsumi's girlfriend, I'm not strong as him since most of the time I do get cuts and bruises.

"Hey Hime-chan!" Furuichi yelled, waving to me.

"Hey to you too." I said. "So where's my moron."

"Over there look!"

Looking to where he's pointing I see a crowd of students.

"Well who is he fighting against?" I asked dragging Furuichi threw the crowd.

"Killing Machine Abe!"

I said nothing as we walked threw to get to the front.

I love watching my boyfriend fight can't help it, its a turn on. And sure enough I see Tatsumi and Abe but that's not what caught my attention thou, no it was what's standing on my boyfriend's head, it was a green haired naked baby whose peeing on Tatsumi's head. And I being his girlfriend I did what any girlfriend would do or what I do in these kind-of situations...... I laughed my ass off causing Tatsumi to glare at me but it has no affect on me since I known him for ages.

Anyways Tatsumi yelled at the baby and Abe grabbed the baby causing Tatsumi to freak a bit, then the baby started to cry and lightning started to come out of the kid.

That is not a normal child. My eyes widened at the infant.

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"Long, long time ago, in a land far away, there was a handsome, cool and popular young man who everyone looked up to. The kind hearted young man said this: Everyone kneel before me!"

"Hold it. Hold it." Furuichi interrupt Tatsumi whose sitting in a chair at my desk with the baby on his back, I'm sitting on my bed and Furuichi sitting on the ground. We are at my apartment in my room.

"Hmm?"

"Don't 'Hmm" me! Who's the kind hearted and popular? And what's with the baby, huh?"

"Silly little Furuichi, that's what I was getting around to telling you." Tatsumi grabs Furuichi in a painful head lock. "Just listen or I'll break your neck!"

"OW! I give, I give!"

"Now the kind hearted young man went to the river to do laundry-" Yeah and I know his version of 'doing laundry'. I rolled my eyes and smirked at the thought of Tatsumi holding on to someone's ankles and dunking the poor sap's head in the river. "At that point coming down the stream, a large man was floating."

"ALRIGHT! STOP RIGHT THERE!"

Tatsumi and I gave Furuichi annoyed look.

"How the hell a large man float that doesn't make sense."