can u not (random stories and stuff)

So this book is gonna be filled with random ideas, short stories and possibly oneshots.

How Minecraftia was created:

Once, in a land of nothing, there was a spark. This spark, suddenly, burst into a great flame. This flame spread everywhere it could, creating something because, there is no such thing as nothing. Because nothing is something, and if nothing was nothing, there would be nothing, but that can't be, because nothing is always something! Anyways, once the fire died down, there was something. There was a vast land of blocks, any color imaginable. Then a great light came; the Sun. When she got tired, the Moon rose up and brought darkness to the blocks. But the Sun rose again, chasing the Moon away. The Sun and Moon remain forever chasing one another, covering these blocks in light and dark.

This land of blocks needed something. Colorful blocks arn't very much, now are they? These blocks began to take new shapes- grass, stone, wood, and many other things. And the blocks morphed into animals and mobs, living in peace. But something went wrong: as these blocks twisted and turned, two humans were created. They built a house atop a mountain and meant no harm. They lived in peace with the mobs and animals, surviving off of crops and not meat. As the human population grew, so did the need for food. They slaughtered animals, but not before thanking them for heir sacrifice. These humans were humble, surviving and always thanking.

idk don't ask