Ryan
I get home and see Brendon awkwardly sitting on the couch with a weird af smile. "Who did you sleep with?" I roll my eyes and say.
"Josh." He says.
"K" me says.
"Um so Josh just called............do wanna have seks wit Josh, Tyler, and me?"
"Nah I think Ima leave you fam.
Okay we have to hit all the key points first........um.........how dare you......why would you do that.......you don't love me.......i don't love you......let's break up. Did I hit all the key points?"
"Yea" he says walks towards me and shakes my hand. "Lol um k now get out me house fam."
"Lol k bye"
