~The Life of a Hetalian~

~Chapter Four~

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Fiona PoV

In shock, I watched England fall asleep on the grass next to me. "E-England? Err... Whatever. I'll go survey the damage." I said to myself decisively. I rose from my kneeling position on the ground and walked towards the mansion. I could see a little trail of smoke floating out of the ajar door. Steeling myself for disaster, I walked in. A sigh of relief escaped my lips. Everything was pretty much okay, just a few smoke stains on the wall and puddles on the floor from the emergency sprinklers going off. Nothing drastic. I walked into the kitchen. A blanket was on the still smoking oven. He is a genius. I thought. I didn't even think about smothering the fire, I was too shell shocked that there was a fire in the first place! In the distance, I heard the rumble of a car. I ran to the window, and saw a black limo pulling up to Englands driveway. Could it be...? I thought, and ran outside to find out. It is! I saw a dirty blonde with glasses step out of the limo. Wait... Canada doesn't wear that.... "Pshhh I'm such a baka." I said to myself. "America! Over here!" I yelled, running to England. (A\N I laughed so hard when I made her forget America xD I just love Canada so much I had to do him a favor! ^w^) The tall american jogged over to England and I. "Yo! Sup dudette! Haven't seen you around." he said cheerfully. "Wait... whats up with Britain? Why is he on the floor?" America asked, looking at the passed out englishman. "Err... Well, there was a fire, and England rescued me, and ran back in to put out the fire, and when he came out, he flopped next to me on the grass and fell asleep." I summarized for America. "Oh... Okay. Makes sense, at least. So, dudette, who are you? And how do you know we're countries?" he inquired. (A/N I LOVE THAT WORD! Inquire. Ahhh! xD) "I'm... Fiona Yiao. From Earth, not Hetalia World. And," I raised a hand to stop for questions flowing from the unrestrained American. "On Earth, there is an anime, called Hetalia. That's how this dimension was created, and that's how I know that you're a country." I finished, glancing at America out of the corner of my eye. I stifled a laugh. "America... hee! You're jaw... snort! It's.... ha! It's on the floor... BWAHAHAHA YOUR JAW DROPPED TO THE FLOOR AHAHAHA JUST LIKE IN ANIM-

BWAHAHA PFFFFFT HAHA! THAT'S JUST- Ahhhahahaaa too perfect!" I choked out, unable to hold back my laughs. I whipped out my phone and snapped a pic of his hilarious

face. "Wha~?" he said, tilting his head to the side. He was probably extremely confused at my behavior. "Awww! TOO CUTE!" I squealed, snapping more pics of his puppy eyes, in complete fangirl mode. "Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep, you bloddy git!" a gruff voice snapped from behind me. "England~! You're awake~! Guess who's here~" I turned, cooing. "It better not be that bloody frog..." he muttered, sitting up. "Yo! Britian, dude. This girl is like, out of this world! And she went completely crazy on me when she confused me! I was like, Wha~? and she attacked!" America said animatedly. (A/N Animatedly... Fan Fic on my fave anime.... Ahhhh~! (SQUIGGLE~!) xD LOVE YOU MY INVISIBLE FANS WHO DON'T EXIST~! ) "Ugh... Its the bloody wanker again. Why are you here, America?" England asked, and I pouted at being ignored. Out of the corner of my eye I saw another, less fancy, car pull up. Out stepped my favorite forgotten country of all time! "CANADA~! SQUEEEE~!" I kyaahed and ran to the baffled canadian. "You... know who I am?" he whisper-asked. "Ya! You're like, my favorite country of all time! Oh, can you do me favor?" I asked the shy country. "Uh... okay..." he whispered, and I kyaahed again. (A/N KYAAAAA~! I LOVE CANADA, BUT I <3 GERITA MORE~!) "Great! Now, when I start my camera, say, 'For the love of maple!', kay?" I commanded, and readied my phone. "Ready?" I asked Canada. "Y-yeah..." he replied softly. "Camera is rolling in 3.... 2.... 1... GO!" I shouted. "Um... For the love of maple?" he said quietly. "LOUDER!" I yelled, and he jumped. "You want to be noticed, aye?" I asked the forgotten country. "Y- Aye?" he replied shakily. "GOOD! NOW BE LOUDER!" I shouted through the megaphone that randomly appeared in my hand. "O-Okay! But where'd you get that megaphone?" Canada asked. "No clue~! Now, on with the show! 3.... 2.... 1.... ACTION!" I directed. Canada took a deep breath. "FOR THE LOVE OF MAPLE!" He shouted, and England and America looked over at us. I grinned, and hid behind the maple lover. "Hee hee!" I giggled from behind Canada as the two other countries approached us. "Wh-why are they here? And why are you hiding? Hey! Did you set this up?" Canada asked me, whilst I backed up, unknown to him. England and America reached Canada as I backed into a tree. Perfect! Plan Glomp, starts now! I thought. "Where's Fiona?" I heard England ask Canada. Right here... I thought, and giggled quietly to myself. I saw Canada turn around, expecting to see me, but fail. I saw England walk closer... closer... until his back was to me. I inhaled a breath to steel myself, and took off towards them. At the last second, when everyone finally saw me coming, I jumped, knocking my target and I to the ground. "Ha! Gotcha!" I crowed triumphantly. "Huh?" everyone turned and gasped. "_____!" they yelled in shock.

Heheh. Does this make up for zhe squiggle chappie~? What do you say? You don't like cliffhangers? Well, just think. Who would spy from a distant forest on Englands territory? AH AH AH~! If you comment what you think, I'll delete your comment. (Once I figure out how... hmm.... xD)

Arrivederci~!

~ShaddowZ