Hey you scruffy-looking nerf-herders! It's me! Darth! *pauses for applause* I find your lack of applause disturbing. Anyways, here is a book so you can ask me anything! *whispers* Dare you to ask about Padme'. I heard that! Anyhoo, ask me anything. But nothing inappropriate please. This book is officially rated G, for my awesome greatness! So get busy in that little and inferior comments section. Cause the odds of this reaching a million views is 9730 to 1! NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!
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HEY! Ooops! Forgot to turn off caps lock! To clarify, the bold is me, and the other text is Vader. I advise that you watch Star Wars before this, otherwise the references will make no sense, and you will think I am a stinky poopball.
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