Things you can say about your lunch, but not your girlfriend

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Eat it, before it gets soggy.

Wanna Trade?

It has too much fat.

It doesn't spread like it used to.

It's not the prettiest thing.

I use plastic wrap on mine.

It's too old to eat.

It only lasts about 5 minutes.

It costs too much.

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