*7 friends online*
"Shit"
"Is he online?"
"Fuck yeah"
"Do I talk to him¿"
"Just do it"
Me: yo what's up?
*changes his nickname to life ruiner"
Life ruiner: it's 3am Mercedes, what do you want?
Me: I want you
Life ruiner: I don't?
Me: I mean, I want food
Life ruiner: seriously?
Me: um...yeah
*life ruiner is offline*
