dipper sat alone in bed till the morning thinking about bill. they had only been dating for a few days already. finally bill came into dippers room. dipper got extremely excited and hugged bill and kissed his cheek softly. "woah, why so excited." bill said in a cocky voice and straightened his black bow tie. "bill, i missed you. you haven't seen me since yesterday. i've been worried sick" dipper said in an annoyed voice. bill looked into dippers eyes and everything went silent. bill leaned forward and kissed dipper in a very passionate way. of course dipper kissed back and bill started pinning dipper to the wall while still kissing. dipper wrapped his legs around bills hips and bill held him up staying captive in his kiss.
mabel heard started getting suspicious and went to see what had been going on. she opened the door to dippers room only to find dipper and bill vigorously kissing. her only reaction was "DIPPER WHATS GOING ON?" and dipper jumped off of bill and the both of them turned bright red. there was a completely silent moment and mabel finally said, "dipper, why don't i know about this" she said in a livid voice. "mabel you don't understand it's not what it looks like" bill was too embarrassed to speak. suddenly dipper saw a bright flash and he found himself in the woods with bill.
