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Bible Throwing

Him: But she's avoiding me
Me: Ew, love problems. Gross.
Him: Yeah
Me: IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE COOTIES
Him: 😐😐
Me: Heheheh
Him: 😐😐
Me: Don't worry, I hate me too XD
Him: Don't say that
Me: Why?
Him: I will hit you with a bible.
Me: You wouldn't hit me
Him: No, but I can "accidentally" throw it in your direction
Me: .......