Step 1:
The easiest step of all! Do not volunteer yourself! Even if it is you're deaf grandmother climbing up that stage! By not volunteering yourself, you've already beat the game of life... for the next year at least!
Problem: technically this step doesn't guarantee you're safety (read: other causes of death) and you'll definitely won't 'win' The Hunger Games!
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Step 2:
Since this chapter would be very short if I would just do one step there will be a second step.
So if you didn't listen to me in the first step, or you just got a case of bad luck (karma for letting you're poor *insert family member* die last year! How could you!?) and you were chosen to take part of The Hunger Games, you'll have to eat! Who cares about a fat pack instead of an overrated (definitely not!) Six pack if it means survival. So instead of getting all buffed and lift go get those Oreo's girl/guy! You deserve 'em!
Well that were the first two steps! But hang on in that train! The next steps are going to be about:
- how to survive the Capitol
- What is the best weapon?
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How to win the hunger games (how to #1)
RandomEver wondered 'could I beat The Hunger Games?' After reading the book or watching the movie? No? Well that doesn't matter because I'm still going to write this! So all the people who have nothing to do, sit back and enjoy 'How to win The Hunger Game...
