Terror (By Prim)

Operation Elephant: The Plan

"ILLUMINIATI, GATHER 'ROUND," I shout.

My sisters, Seggy and Terry, run to me.

"Wassup," says Terry.

"Ya," agrees Seggy.

"Today we need to stop Donald Trump from becoming president," I say as a tear falls from my eye. Donald Trump would ruin America.

"And Hillary," added Seggy, who joins me in mourning America.

Terry nods solemnly.

"But FIRST," I begin. "We need to somehow get Trump to quit office."

Terry snickers and rubs her hands together. Seggy nods with a "ya" of agreement.

"Here's the plan," I begin. "First, we kidnap a bunch of Mexicans. Then we put them outside Trump's house and shout loudly about how Mexico is awesome. He will run out angrily and we will throw him onto a boat to China. Then he will love all of the money and business stuff and things so much that he will stay. No more President Trump."I look back and forth between them. "What do you say, sis's?"

"I will help as long as we also get rid of Hillary," Seggy said.

"Alright," I agree. Then I turn to Terry. "What do you think, Terry?"

She smiles. "Let's do this."

"ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!" we scream as we fall in a triangle shape in the right order. Me, then Seggy, then Terry. I mean, we are Primera, Segunda, and Tercera. Which means first, second and third. Even though Segunda was actually born first, that's how we're named. Our dad, Illum, and our mom, Nati, were pretty weird. I am actually the second born. The only one with a name that goes with when she was born is Terry's. But Seggy was born, then I was born three minutes later, then Terry was born three minutes after me, so it doesn't really matter.

We fly to Mexico on our own jet that we totally didn't steal or anything.

"So, Terry will knock on some random house's door, preferably a big house. That might mean more people. Terry will act like a girl scout with thin mints, because EVERYONE loves those. She will act all sweet and then she will shove them all in a sack when one opens the door. Then we'll fly to Trump's house."

Seggy and Terry nod.

"We need a name for it," Seggy points out.

Suddenly I get an idea. "I know what to call it. Operation Elephant."