Zodiac Signs book 2

the signs when they hear a baby crying

Aries: *increases TV volume*

Taurus: starts singing a lullaby, the baby shuts up 

Gemini: reads a bedtime story, the baby coos

Cancer: cradles the baby in their arms, the baby farts

Leo: gets their pet to play with them while they take a video

Virgo: death stares at the baby, the baby starts laughing

Libra: dresses the baby up in a costume, plays peek-a-boo or hide and seek

Scorpio: stares into the soul of the baby, the baby slaps them

Sagittarius: tries to teach them a word

Capricorn: isn't there

Aquarius: cries with them