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Faith:Why does a blowjob/handjob feel so good?

Harry: Who asks that question?

Faith: Obviously me, now answer my very important question😊

Harry: Idk, search it up

Faith: But you're the one with the d.ick not the internet😑

Harry: Well yes but it nos more that me

Faith: Clearly since you don't even know how to spell a word like 'know'

Harry: I WAS IN A RUSH!!!

Faith: Nothing is more important than your grammar Harold😑

Harry: My life🙃

Faith: I'm mean true

Harry: I have this odd desire to bathe in ranch sauce, like swirly twirly splish splash!!!

Faith: Mentally are you okay?

Harry: I would say yes but I would be lying😁

Faith: But like I was saying, why do they feel so good?

Harry: Idk Faith!!!

Faith: But you're the one with the d.ick so you must know!!!

Harry: Just beacsue I have it doesn't mean I know how it works!!!

Faith: Well you would think!!!

Harry: Why does eating a girl out feel good?

Faith: Eww

Harry: What?

Faith: The way you said it

Harry: I see nothing wrong with it

Faith: You said eating out and it makes me cringe/uncomfortable

Harry: Yay!!!

Faith: I hate you

Harry: You say that a lot

Faith: Becasue it's true

Harry: If hate me so much why do you keep texting me?

Faith: Because I have nothing better to do

Harry: Or you don't have friends

Faith: I do too!!

Harry: Name at least 5

Faith: There's Louis, Mel and Luke

Harry: That's 3 not 5

Faith: Well that's all I could think of😔

Harry: Ha😂

Faith: Don't laugh d.ickwad

Faith: I bet you can't name 5 yourself

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