Expectations VS Reality

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First Date

Expectation
"Kevin, have her home by 8:00."
"I will, Sir!"
"Come on, Kevin, we'll be late for our reservations!"
"Okay, Darling."

Reality
"What do you want, Smevin?"
"I'm here to pick up your daughter."
"But you're a nerd, like you have glasses."
"Dad! Go away!"
"Why? He's too good for you!"
"DAD! MOOOOOMMMMM DAD IS A JERK!"
"IVE BEEN MARRIED TO HIM FOR 11 YEARS, I KNOW."
"Have her home by 6:00, nerd."
"His name is Kevin!"

Dinner with a date

Expectation
"Oh Kevin, I love your five million dollar restaurant, it's so nice!"
"Oh, I know!"
"Lets run off to Brazil and get married!"
"I can't walk that far!"
"I'll carry you!"
"Oh, Kevin!"

Reality
"Ummm, I'll have-"
"Mac and cheese."
"Actually I want-"
"With lemonade."
"Kevin, stop!"
"Your Dad said that's the only thing you can have."
"Don't listen to him!"
"Ugh!"
"Ugh!"
"I hate you."
"I hate you too."
"Awww!"
"We both hate the same thing!"
"We both have something in common, then."