"You look like a chopstick"- Random Person
"Burning down the house with noodles"- Mo
"Matheo, why do you know more about bras than I do?" -Me (Matheo is a boy)
*in the most peppy voice* "You're gonna lose your knees!" -David
"How the heck do you burn noodles?"- Me
"Protect our gay brethren" -Mo
"Jesus may have walked on water, but Kylie swam on land" -Jessica
"Is this a flamethrower? You know what? I don't wanna know." -Me (don't ask)
"An epic battle between the midgits" -Korben
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Quotes!
RandomSome quotes from me, my friends, and my family. They are chosen to be put on this book if they're weird or insightful.
