So after I came back Ryan was sitting there VERY ANGRY and then I look over to the wall across the room and the taco was on the wall. I was wrong to leave him alone for that long. He probably has to go to the bathroom. So I brought him some toilet paper and a honey bucket for his poo and pee. I thought he would be happy I am letting him go to the bathroom but, his face was scowling at me the whole time. I felt like he was unhappy but I did not know why he was so unhappy with? Then I asked which was a mistake. He started screaming at me about how I was keeping him hostage and how I was kidnapping him. Then this part hurt he said that I was a crazy lunatic that kidnapped a movie star. I was insulted by that because I am not crazy and I did not kidnap him. He just has it all wrong. I was surprised that he thought this. I am a very kind,responsible human being. I thought he was smart but I guess he is just hot. Then Mr. Unicorn came in saying he needed to open his underground taco truck so I brought Ryan into a different part of the sewer. He said that I should just let him go and he promises that I would be famously connected with him some way. so I let him go. The next day I was arrested for kidnapping and assault. I was shocked I thought me and Ryan were best buds. I guess not.
You are probly wondering how I am able to write a story if I am in prison. Well the thing is I broke out. Mr. Unicorn drove the getaway car. Now I am in New York city. I have been to all the tourist spots. Next me and Mr. Unicorn are going to St.Louis to see the train station the arch and all this other places.
Well that was the end bye.
