Barney x OC

Furry Con

It was the night before FurryCon 2017

Nicole was in a hotel room in her little poker onesie getting ready for bed

Then there was a knock at the door

When suddenly, a large figure darted across the crooked door frame. Barney was back.

Barney stood up and with a mighty roar screamed ''Its party time'' reaching into his fanny pack he pulled out

Out came apple sized steal anal beads and

A CHODA

swinging them violently he moved closer

"I'm gonna fuck you up the ass" he whispered violently

Prepare your anus he screamed in a high pitched girly voice

"our safe word is Chinchilla..." Nicole winced, staring at the anal beads with lust

"Agh yes beat me daddy Barney" She moaned as she was stared at the anal beads

Barney started to beat her vigorously with the beads moaning ''I love you

You love me

We're best friends like friends should be

With a great big hug and

A kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me too?

As barney started to beat Nicole around the back with some sicilian lemon cheesecake Nicole realised he was heavily into M&S

Barney reached his large hand round Poppin' open her onesie And slowly pealing it off her like a banana skin. There was a bang. The radiator had been torn off of the wall

he quickly disassembled the radiator

He turned Nicole on her front and started to rail her with the oil circulation valve.

"I know you want it." he sung rhythmically to the tune of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines as he sloshed oil over the radiator pipe

He then slowly inserted the pipe as he sung the rest if blurred lines in a high pitched voice

The moon rose in the sky as the sound of a squeaky robin thicke echoed through the hotel. Oil stank scratched down the hallway and the night became morning.

Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, heyIf you can't hear, what I'm tryna say
If you can't read, from the same page
Maybe I'm going deaf
Maybe I'm going blind
Maybe I'm out of my mindOK, now he was close
Tried to domesticate you
But you're an animal
Baby, it's in your nature
Just let me liberate you
You don't need no papers
That man is not your mate
And that's why I'm gon' take youGood girl!
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want itYou're a good girl!
Can't let it get past me
Me fall from plastic
Talk about getting blastedI hate these blurred lines!
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want itBut you're a good girl!
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at meWhat do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on
What do...