When someone asks you to do something just say "GURRRRL. Do I look like a butler/maid."
Whenever somebody calls you a fail just say "I'd rather be a fail instead of a jerk."
If people ask you why people can be so stupid reply with "I don't know ask yourself."
If people ask for food say "The food is... MMMIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!"
AUTHOR'S NOTE: please vote and Merry 9 days before Christmas
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Dumb jokes for smart kids
HumorIn this book, there will be funny jokes that I hope will be funny to other people:)
