"Oliver this is all your fault, I blame you and your stupid di-"
The nurse quickly shut the door. She turned towards the soon to be father and smiled apologetically. "It's just the pain talking she'll be back to normal in no time."
"Pain? I'll show you what pain is ya' bliming bildgrat!!" She screamed from inside the room. "Come 'er and lemme show you pain!!"
The nurse, Kammie, cleared her throat. "Normally they're not as......aggressive.....as she is." She "She just need some anesthetic and everything will be fine."
Oliver ran a hand down his stress worn face. He should have known better than to get her into this mess. He was a doctor himself he should know.
The contractions had started after her dinner of homemade fried chicken legs and mash potatoes. Alessandra had abruptly ran from the table and into their bedroom.
Oliver followed after her immediately hearing he sounds of regurgitating food and the flush of the toilet. "Aless, are you alright?" He knocked softly against the bathroom door.
It swung open revealing a 5'6 fuming auburn haired woman the half the size of a beached whale. "Grab your keys, I'm heading to the hospital." She snapped pushing past him.
"It's just morning sickness dear nothing to worry about." He assured as she fumbled in the closet for her shoes.
"Shut the hell up, Oliver." She yelled her voice muffled. "I know what bloody contractions are and right now I'm feeling it, the damn child might come!"
"I don't think-"
He ducked just in time as a pair of blood red pumps vaulted through the air right past where he'd been standing. She whipped around to glare at him.
"Listen here Oliver Geogory Mc Alister, I know damn well you ain't the one pregnant, so shut your damn mouth grab the keys and take me to the friggin' hospital!"
Just as the words left her mouth she gasped looking down at her legs. Right at her bare feet sat a puddle of water. "Shit."
"Sir? Sir!"
Oliver looked up startled. The nurse sighed before saying, "For your sake I hope she sleeps through the entire thing."
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A Little Bit of Karmen
Humor"Ma'am I need you to remain calm and breath in and out just like I am, " "In and out and in and out-" "Listen here Doctor I'm in pain, now do me a favor and go get the damn anesthetic to numb it or you won't be breathing anymore."
