If you don't put your coat on before I count to ten

Homework, Oh homework!

Homework, Oh homework

I hate you, you stink,

I wish I could wash you away in the sink,

If only a bomb,

would explode you to bits,

Homework, Oh homework!

Your giving me fits.

I'd rather eat a frog,

And fight with a dog,

I would even pay bills

Than tackle the homework that kills.

I hate the homework my teacher assigns

I'd rather eat ten pet porcupines

I'd rather be dead

Then write with the led

Homework, Oh homework!

Your last on my list,

I simply can't see why you even exist,

If you just disappeared,

It would turn me pink,

Homework, Oh homework!

I hate you, you stink!